The best guide is one that
- Introduces all the best local food.
- Brings you to the sights in spite of the complicated maze of streets.
- Understands the subway system thoroughly.
- Still brings you to the sights even though he has been there before.
- Always knows what to do.
- Speaks as well as the locals.
- Is never boring and can share jokes galore with you.
- Is a stimulating conversationalist.
- Can make you laugh.
- Can give you a nice warm hug when you are feeling cold.
- Picks you up and sends you to the airport.
- Is thoughtful and kind.
- Is like a superman, always there when you need him.
- Teaches you some local words of language.
- Enlightens you the history, culture and arts of the country.
- Listens and responds.
- Always have the guidebook at hand.
- Explains the history and background of each sight.
- Shares similar interests with you.
- Can laugh at a monty python classic and a happy tree friends clip (I beg to differ for this one).
- Helps to order food as the other is handicapped in the language.
- Is smart, witty and enlightened. Just like myself!! Wahaha..
Christoph, thanks for making this Vienna trip such a memorable one and for being such an efficient guide. Ja ja...awaiting for your trip to Singapore.
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